Twice The Heartbreak

I saw this on Facebook the other day. It had me in stitches but it also reminded me of how different the men folk are really from the womenfolk. Read, enjoy!

Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, i set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and i had to walk back to get my husband’s help. When i got home, i couldn’t believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbour’s daughter. I am 32; my husband is 34 and the neighbour’s daughter is 19. We’ve been married for about 10 years. When i confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they’ve been having an affair for the past six months. He won’t go for counselling and i’m afraid i am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Sheila.

Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with theengine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If its clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pumps itself is causing low delivery pressure to the injectors. I hope this helps.


If i were Sheila, John is yesterday’s news. LMAO! Heart broken twice; first by a cheating husband and then by a clueless stranger! Men, truly from Mars!


~Sirius~ said...

Silly man! I'm sure he typed his reply with a straight face.

Busta said...

Hehe, that was funny, a little off on the timing tho. Sheila needs to SERIOUSLY consider where she solicits marriage advice from. Nuff said

Tamie said...

Am telling you! Hahahaha

Ms. Yellow Sisi Unspoken said...

Oh boy oh boy, great laugh at this

Toinlicious said...

Stooopind guys lol

Toinlicious said...

Stooopind guys lol

Mstizzle said...

LOL!! I saw this as well. Cracked me up.

Happy new year!!

Have a great one.

Fluffycutething said...

Lol I'm with Toinlicious

JAY said...

ℓ:(ℓ ! Buh thє fact is thαt she didn't specify what she wanted help with. If thє letter was from α man, be rest assure thαt he's seeking for help concerning the mechanical issue. This just highlights thє difference between α man and α woman.