Just For Laughs!

I'm usually not a fan of BBM broadcasts and when i got this one, i almost deleted it {on sight as per usual} except it came from a close friend who isnt that much of a broadcaster. Good decision not deleting it...If you had a son as strong-willed as mine, you will understand why i'm blogging the broadcast. Tres funny!!! Here goes:

Whenever your children are out of control, take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was, "DON'T!"
"Don't what?" Adam replied
"Don't eat the forbidden fruit!" God said
"Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve, we have forbidden fruit!" This was Adam
"No way!" replied Eve
"Yes way" Adam
"Do NOT eat the fruit" said God
"Why?" {the famous 'why'}
"Because I am your father and i said so" God replied wondering why He hadnt stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!
"Didnt I tell you not to eat the fruit?!!" He roared
"Uh huh" Adam replied
"Then why did you?" said the Father
"I dont know" said Eve
"She started it" said Adam
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of  their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom and they havent taken it, dont be hard on yourself! If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?! Thus:

  1. You spend the first two years of their lives teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen years telling them to sit down and shut up!
  2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
  3. Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
  4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they repeat...word for word...what you shouldnt have said.
  5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than yours.
  6. Finally, if you get a lot of tension, do what the Aspirin bottle says: Take 2 Aspirin and keep away from children!!!
I had a good laugh after reading this and i felt relieved....I AM NOT ALONE!


Yankeenaijababe said...

that was hilarious...well said girl, am laughing...with the next years telling them to shut up.lol

Hazel said...

I know, right?